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By John Haze "ONE IN A BILLION" Surge Studios, 1984 Directed by Al Parker Cast: Dave Connors, Glenn Steers, Giorgio Canali, Jason Hill, Mike McDonald, Brad Mason
Don't walk to the video store for this one. Don't even stop for red lights. Chances are, unless you are a bit of a connoisseur, this stunning flick got by you. But you must get your hands on this one, and watch it with a buddy if you can – when your jaw drops at sight of the endowments here, it might be nice to put that response to appropriate use.
While you might not know this film, chances are you know at least one person in it. The king-sized star is Dave Connors, who was also the "drill" sergeant in The Biggest One I Ever Saw, one of the few adult films whose titles did not exaggerate. Glenn Steers was the megastar of Buckshot: Good Hot Stuff, a film that Colt Studios had the extraordinary bad judgment to let go out of print. Giorgio Canali was the most prolific, starring in films from Colt, Falcon, Catalina, and Nova. With just those three men, you could rehang the Golden Gate Bridge.
And the real fun is in seeing which of these tops flip for each other. Dave bends over for Glenn in a glass elevator. But then Giorgio takes a rare turn on his back atop Dave's desk. Sweltering as those scenes are, rock hard as these men get no matter what position they take, that's still not what will make you cringe with the most lust. That'll happen when you see how copiously Dave precomes, or how much of a (forgive the expression) "hot mess" he makes with his costar in the final scene (the two of them use their forefingers to thread each other's head drool up, down, and around and around). And the precondom camerawork is as attentive to the uncovered penetration as you'll find in modern bareback movies. Classic Bareback / Pre-Condom / No Condoms.
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