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On the one hand, this video is notable because it features the first ever appearance by tattooed tough guy Donnie Russo, who would go on to become one of the nastiest muscleheads in the business. On the other hand, even discounting Russo's debut this one is well worth a look. The action is strictly solo, but it's not your standard j/o vid by any measure – these guys are built and they are really into what they're doing. The cast is entirely uncut and either Italian or Latino, and Eddie Rodriguez's scene in particular has some of the hottest foreskin play in memory. The technical work is also excellent, with plenty of tight close-ups on the boys as they rub out their chunks, and there's not a dud in the bunch. Factor in some kinky self-penetration with an errant carpentry tool and it all adds up to a helluva good time. No wonder GAYVN awarded the film the Best Solo Video prize for 1992! This series of solo sequences opens with shots of New York's Fifth Avenue and the Empire State Building, then the camera pans to a billboard that reads "THE BEAT COP IS BACK." Indeed. In each of the following four segments, the titular beat cop introduces a different "jack officer" who struts his stuff for the lens and then dumps a healthy load. Sounds ho-hum? It's not! These dudes are hot, and they really know how to heat up a solo scene. The first sequence features the very muscled and iron-butted Tony Lattanzi, the Italian stallion from Brooklyn who made a huge splash in the 1993 hit Hey Tony! What's The Story? (V3152). Lattanzi walks around a bit, swinging his huge dong, before stuffing it into some red micro briefs. According to the beat cop, providing voiceover in a thick Bronx-accent-from-Hell, Lattanzi is "da perp wit' a perpetual hodd-on." Bubble bod Tony gets dressed in a suit, then moves to the window where he promptly disrobes again and starts to jack. Lattanzi moves to a white bed, flexes his muscles and jacks his gorgeous dick. This dude is all muscle: he moves to a mirror, and his bulging melon pecs pulsate as he kisses himself. Lattanzi even attempts to dock his foreskin to his own reflection before spewing on the looking glass. Next up we find humpy Puerto Rican Eddie Acosta tied to a chair in his apartment, apparently the victim of a robbery. Acosta is staring at porn on the TV. The unintentionally hilarious voiceover tells the story of a "'Rican kid who was victimized and left tied up watching hodd-core sex flicks." Eddie on the other hand is anything but laughable: This palomino is well-muscled and dripping sweat. The camera provides fantastic shots of his dick dripping pre-cum as he struggles free of the ropes in order to jerk his thick meat with fingers and thumb. Next he scoots down on the chair, showing off a surprisingly stretched out set of ass lips. Acosta's dong dumps a healthy load, and at the end of the segment there's a mouth-watering shot of his now-softie puking a final stringer of post-cum, which is priceless. The third turn is the least notable, but only because the player pales in comparison to the other muscleheads in the flick. A mysterious blue substance is leaking into a lady's apartment. The ooze turns out to be excess paint from an action painting in progress upstairs. Richard di Santis portrays the X-rated Jackson Pollock, and the highlight of his scene is when he turns himself into a pretzel so he can shoot his wad into his own mouth. As if this video wasn't already a good value, the fourth scene pushes it into the "exceptional" category. Sexy Latin home builder Eddie Rodriguez, dressed in cutoff shorts and a wife beater, is renovating an apartment. Rodriguez rips off his clothing to reveal a completely shaved crotch and a luscious uncut dick. Before long, the fat end of a screwdriver goes up his hole. Sitting back and flexing his dick, Rodriguez spits on it and engages in some of the most delectable foreskin play you'll ever see. Next he gets on all fours and – brace yourself – winks his pucker at the camera before inserting another screwdriver into his hole. The Rodster finishes up by milking his dick down and dumping a nice dollop of cream on the table! Yay! For the finale, we get a peek at the beat cop himself, whom we've only encountered so far in voiceover. It turns out to be a very young looking Donnie Russo. Driving home after a long day walking the beat, Russo flashes back to all the uncut sausage revealed in the early segments. His prick gets harder, and the viewer is treated to an amazing reprise cumshot montage. Donnie parks and unbuttons his shirt, tweaks his nips, tastes his own precum. He jazzes all over his nightstick, and licks it off. Just another day on the beat.
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