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Those were the days, “when men were men,” ol’ Archie used to croak, and would you believe that his observation is the first thing that came to mind when watching the legendary Al Parker’s amazing Century Mining? The men who populate the films are absolutely beyond belief. Each one is like a different example of male beauty, from a beefy Italian Stallion and a strawberry blonde with a swimmer’s build to a hairy, mustachioed hunk with an unparalleled endowment. The set, an underground mine, is surprisingly convincing, the music is a great homage to the funky bass lines from the Seventies, and the sex—oh lawd, the sex could only be better if you were having it instead of watching.
The film begins with a shot of manly man Eric Ryan in bed. His fellow mine worker, a ravishing Pierce Daniels, enters and scolds Ryan, “you’re gonna be late!” Ryan has other things on his mind, mainly the throbbing boner beneath the sheets. He attempts to lure Daniels into bed, but is denied—Daniels wants to keep his job and pre-shift sex will surely get them fired! Down in the mine, a topless hunk jackhammers the stone walls while others busy themselves with heavy lifting. Two slim, light-haired cuties (one a true strawberry blonde), Pat Allen and David Hughes, take a break from cracking rocks to suck each other’s dicks. Both boys have really large erections; one has a ton of thick pubic hair and some juicy foreskin, which his friend cannot stop licking, gnawing and tonguing. This scene is a frenzy of foreskin and cock worship and Parker misses no opportunity to focus in on the bonerfying details.
After watching these two suck dick, with all the foreskin play, you’ll know why Parker had foreskin replacement surgery in real life; no one shoots the hoods like Al Parker! Allen and Hughes get down to the old in and out, complete with swinging balls and hairy taints (come on, when was the last time a man in a porno had hair there?). The support beams above them come loose as they hump and the mine collapses a second after they shoot their sticky shots. All the miners are trapped, frightened for their lives and hungry, but they occupy their time with festivities of the flesh. One very hung black gentleman, Ray Williams, makes impish Case Harden an irresistible deal: suck on his cock and he’ll share his peanut butter sandwich. Harden takes that criminally large beast into his mouth and then offers his tight white ass, which Williams practically splits in half. Pierce Daniels spends what might be the last few hours of his life stroking his snake and twisting his low hangers around his shaft while fantasizing about some hot fuck-piggery he’d engaged in with Eric Ryan. We are, of course, treated every delicious detail—from the face fucking to the hardcore knees-to-shoulder ass riding.
Finally, four other workers decide to waste the last of their oxygen on an orgy filled with engorged cocks, spread holes, and titty kissing! The scene is so out of control that you want to spray your spunk, stop the tape, and return later when you’re ready to spurt some more. Century Mining not only rocks harder than hard but also stands as a reminder of what sex flicks once were.
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