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Old Reliable is always good. No matter how many times you meet strange men who pose, strip, and jack off on a ratty plaid couch, there's always something to tease, to turn you on. Most of the time different types of guys are featured on the same video, but once in a while several segments featuring men with specific similarities (hair, foreskin) are collected in one volume for the pleasure of those who get off on a particular characteristic.
This tape gathers together six black men, all of whom do the same exact things everyone else in Old Reliable vids does. There's even a white vs. black wrestling match tacked on the end for those who like a man-to-man combat with our masturbation. Much of Old Reliable's allure lies in the class of the men featured. The delight comes from having a safe encounter with a hustler, a drug addict, a potentially violent carny. Sadly, none of these men appear even the slightest bit dangerous, in fact, only one of them is even chatty, and he could hardly be called loquacious.
What does this mean for the viewer? Well, if you like Old Reliable and you are turned on by athletic black men then you'll love this video. If you like Old Reliable and you are turned on by most of the men featured as long as they have rough edges, you may be somewhat disappointed. The action is mostly posing and flexing, wrestling, and masturbation, with a few props like cigars and cock rings.
Romeo, with his leather garb, driving gloves, and white aviator glasses, is something of a bad flashback to a part of the Eighties we'd like to forget. He's also handsome, with his doe eyes and smooth complexion. He's in possession of a dangerous weapon, a sheathed sword with a bright pink tip. He masturbates detachedly, choosing to keep on his killer shades and remain standing. He does take the occasional puff on a cigar, but that isn't enough to make up for his imperceptible orgasm. After he poses, he sits on the couch and shows off his foreskin; at least this part is exciting. The next man, Randy, is fuckin' sexxee! He's lean, hung, giddy, has coffee-colored skin, and a big smile. He cums somewhat quickly and catches his jism in his hand. The cameraman must've known Randy was too hot for one shot because he returns a moment later in a red muscle shirt and nylon shorts. He smokes a stogie, smiles, tears off his top (literally), and fondles himself inside a jockstrap. He demonstrates some awfully unartful martial arts then plays another game of boner bulimia. Randy is definitely the cream of this crop. Elvis always said that he'd never follow Roy Orbison and filmmaker David Hurles should've kept that in mind when he chose to place Womack after the incomparable Randy. Womack's shyness is off-putting and his Jeri Curl begs to have a joke thrown at it.
Herb and Rodney, the next two soft-serve self-servers, give tasty performances.
A wrestling match wraps up the video. The participants are T.J., aka T.J. Swann, a black Adonis with a monstrously long pole who also starred in Black Workout 2 (V0939), and C.J., a skanky white boy with a bouncy set of balls. T.J. basically wallops C.J., you can tell this is going to happen the moment T.J. appears on screen and he's all muscle and beef. They jerk off, too, but only T.J.'s massive orgasm is shown.
Overall this is not Old Reliable's best, but it is good. Praise is in order for any video that explicitly features black men without all of the usual racist trappings and all that "homeboyz", "thugz", "blacks devour whites" kind of shit. We don't need more videos like that; we need ones like Basic Black #5.
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